Maestra, piccioni e gelati

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Un ragazzo di dieci anni è seduto in classe, quando la maestra gli chiede:
– “Ci sono cinque piccioni appollaiati su uno steccato. Se spari ad uno, quanti ne rimangono?”
– “Nessuno” – risponde il ragazzo – “Perché gli altri volano via al rumore dello sparo”

La maestra replica:
– “Non è la risposta che mi aspettavo, ma è una deduzione molto acuta, mi piace come ragioni”

Il ragazzo dice di avere anche lui una domanda per la maestra e le chiede il permesso di parlare. La maestra acconsente. Così l’alunno dice:
– “Tre donne sono sedute in una gelateria, ognuna con il suo cono gelato. La prima lo lecca, la seconda lo succhia e la terza lo morde. Quale delle donne è sposata ?”

La maestra, un po’ imbarazzata, decide comunque di rispondere:
– “Quella che lo lecca”
– “No” – dice il ragazzo – “è quella con la fede, ma mi piace come ragiona”

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